Milk jokes
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
My dad went to go get milk.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.