kylin milks me all day like ima cow
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
you; wonder where my dad is mean while dad; its good to be at milk island
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
How do cows get there milk the moo market
