I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
what is a milk? Milk!!!!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
Your Dad Went To The shop to get milk came back went again but never came back due to a car crash due to a itchy rash
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date
girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom's boyfriend- uh gtg
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.
wanna hear a joke you need some milk
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
