The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
HEY THAT’S MY MILK!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
