What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
