Milk jokes
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
"Youâre the milk to my cookies."
Why wasnât the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I donât shut up, I grow up like you should."
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
"HEY THATâS MY MILK!"
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.