Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
Jo dad's so stupid he came back with the milk
Does chocolate milk comes from black cows?
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
HEY THAT’S MY MILK!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos
Daddy never came back with the milk
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
DAD: son i came back SON: where is the milk? DAD: time for another 10 years
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
