Milk

Milk jokes

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.