The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
My friend went to buy so milk, why is she not back yet?
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Orphan: Hey wheres the milk Dad: . . .
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho
I bet you eat your cereal with water bc your dad never came back with the milk
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Q: What kinda bees give milk? A: Boobees
my dad wet to go get milk
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What has 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes 2 breasts for milking and a hole to fill with my 9 inches? A sexy female
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
