Milk jokes
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.