Milk jokes
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
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What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Pop a choccy milk!
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!