Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
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you know what orphans and i have in comon are dads both left for the milk
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
