so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
my dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
knock knock whos theres condensed condensed who condensed milk
Knock Knock
How’s there?
Milk man
Milkman who
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
Why do orphans have dry cereal Because they're still waiting on the milk
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
