What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
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What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
