Milk jokes
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
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What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.