What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
i go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
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What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? -- You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
