Milk jokes
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."