I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
