What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
The Man: "Sonny why do you come to get some milk every day?" The Son: "Because , milk is important." The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?" The Boy: "Who?" The Man: "Your mom?" The Boy: "I don't have a mom." The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss." The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy .
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
