What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
milk is that the uganda way
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
I got udder jokes too.
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn't have that much breast milk.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled Milk
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
