If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
I joined the military for the group showers
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
