How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
