what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Micheal Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite pizza topping pepperon-he-he
Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )
What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
why does micheal jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
What are Micheal Jackson’s favourite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
