Micheal Jackson jokes
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
He sing, he dance, he he.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.