Micheal Jackson jokes
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
He sing, he dance, he he.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."