Michael jokes
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Me at the dinner table
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
