Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Hardest part about being a paedophile? Fitting in.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
