Michael Jackson jokes
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. đ
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they wonât do the same for him.
Whatâs the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boyâs face.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Memes
Me when i see the huzz
Why canât Michael Jackson win a race?
Because heâs always coming in a lilâ behind.
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
How do you know when itâs bedtime at Michael Jacksonâs house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. đ
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
âJust beat it! Just beat it!â
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"