How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Michael Jackson Jokes
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
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Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
