Michael Jackson jokes
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"