Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Nose

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalogue. 😁

Position

Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.

Difference

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

Impression

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

Race

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

Bedtime

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

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  • People

    Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

    Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

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  • Kmart

    Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?

    He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.

    Steel

    What is harder than steel?

    Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂

    Son

    When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

    Helmet

    What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

    Pants

    Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?

    Little boys' pants are half off!

    Difference

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

    Child

    What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

    “Just beat it! Just beat it!”

    Reply

    I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"