Michael Jackson jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
My face when vexbolts are getting more followers
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.