What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Your forehead so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What is worst than Ants in your pants michiel jackson