Michael Jackson jokes
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.