What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
