Michael Jackson jokes
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*