Michael Jackson jokes
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.