Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
they found out that michael jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hihi
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
