Michael Jackson jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
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Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.