How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
What does michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony? He wanted to clean out the blanket
What's the difference between Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett? Six Hours.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
What was Michael jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloid? Don't just leave me alone
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
