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Michael Jackson Jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
