I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! ššš
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
How do you know when itās bedtime at Michael Jacksonās house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What is Michael Jacksonās favorite song? āLittle Drummer Boy.ā
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
