Michael Jackson jokes
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....