Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Stain

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Place

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Society

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

Memes

Golf

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Elf

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

Plastic

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Zebra

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

Transformation

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Menu

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

Plastic Bag

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

Lie

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

Domestic Violence

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Thriller

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.