Michael Jackson jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.