Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Kid

Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!

Stain

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Place

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Society

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

Memes

Golf

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Elf

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

Plastic

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Zebra

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

Menu

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

Plastic Bag

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

Lie

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

Domestic Violence

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Thriller

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.