Michael Jackson jokes

Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!

How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?

"Hee-Heegypt!"

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.