Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
