Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

World

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You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Place

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I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Elf

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What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

Plastic

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What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Zebra

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Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

Lie

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What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

Domestic Violence

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I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.