Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.