If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favourite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
mmm im walter mcwhitey im from za newest mexico
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
trump built a wall that mexicans can't get over it
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
i went in a swim in the river that crosses mexico and i seen a mexican aka a wet back swimming across i ask he said imma wetback
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
whats a Mexican's favorite sports
= cross country
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question โdo aliens existโ โof course they do! They live in Mexico!โ