So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
mmm im walter mcwhitey im from za newest mexico
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
trump built a wall that mexicans can't get over it
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
i went in a swim in the river that crosses mexico and i seen a mexican aka a wet back swimming across i ask he said imma wetback
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question βdo aliens existβ βof course they do! They live in Mexico!β
why don't mexicans like winter? they're afraid of ice
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
my friend misspelled mexico and got here
he sucked his sisters poop hole
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
