Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
whats is a mexicans favorite sport?? Cross country because they dont need to be in America Mexico was made for them
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
