Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.