what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
what is the thirstiest ocean in the world
the gulp of mexico lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why did the chicken cross the road...because his mom said ven bakac🐔🐓
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favourite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
Why did the mexican chicken croos the road. Because the mom said" Vente, Baca
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
mmm im walter mcwhitey im from za newest mexico
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
