Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three he said uno dos and disappeared without a tres
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
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why don't mexicans like winter? they're afraid of ice
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
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Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why did the chicken cross the road...because his mom said ven bakac🐔🐓
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mmm im walter mcwhitey im from za newest mexico
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
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