Mexico jokes

What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

Sandstorm.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport??

Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."