50+ Best Mexico Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

President

Anonyomus · 7 years ago

Why is Donald Trump president?

So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.

Fight

Alex · 8 years ago

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Video Game

Anonymous · 11 years ago

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

Meme

countryhumans memes · 2 years ago

damn they did them durty

The image shows a meme in a grid format. Each cell contains an illustration of a country representation labeled with different types of "gags." The countries and gags are: Germany with tape, the USA with a ball gag, Serbia with a bit gag, Russia with a muzzle, a turquoise country with a ring gag, Turkey with a cleave gag, Mexico with an OTN gag, and Brazil with a free space.

Ted Cruz

Anonymous · 2 years ago

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

Taliban

Tban · 5 years ago

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

Drug Cartel

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

Drug

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

Mayonnaise

Kaylauzshiteu · 8 years ago

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

Wall

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.

Mexican

Adv3nt · 8 years ago

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

Button

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A picture shows the square button on a Playstation controller. Next to it is a picture of an elbow with the Mexican flag above it. Both images are zoomed in to show the texture.

Poster

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A red poster features a black silhouette of Deadpool wearing Che Guevara's iconic beret with a Deadpool symbol on it. Beneath the image is the word "CHIMICHANGA" in bold black letters.

Light

$omedipsh!t2011 · 2 years ago

Light Yagami is being a bit rasict

A two-panel image. The left panel shows Light Yagami with an intense look. The right panel shows Ryuk with a surprised expression. The text in between reads: "AFRICA!" "Um, Light, that's not how it works." "MEXICO!"

Gun

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 1 year ago

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a screenshot of a Google Maps search for "where can i buy a gun" over the United States, with the map covered in numerous red location markers indicating places to buy guns. Text labels include "Mexico", "Gulf of California", "Gulf of Mexico", "Ottawa", and "Toronto". The bottom panel shows a close-up of a bald eagle in front of an American flag with the text "Freedom intensifies" overlaid.

Obesity

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 4 months ago

The image is a meme with text at the top stating: "Statistics: 'Mexico has a higher number of obese people than America' Americans:". Below the text is a photoshopped image of Leonardo DiCaprio from the movie Django Unchained, edited to appear very overweight, laughing while holding a small glass of liquid.

Lie

Wade · 2 years ago

A society built on LIES

A box of crayons with the American flag design on it. The text on the box reads: 'the american crayon'. The crayons themselves are also wrapped in the American flag design. The text on the crayons reads: 'Made in Mexico'

Potato

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up shot of a blue bowl filled with mashed potatoes and a pat of butter on top. The text above reads: "Food for thought: Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?" The text below states: "Kerry O'Shea | June 11, 2019-01:18 PM"

Character

countryhumans memes · 2 years ago

so true sadly and i hate those griffers

The image shows a digital drawing. On the left is a character that represents Mexico, and on the right is a character that represents the United States. Mexico is holding a block of lava and is labeled "Griefer" while saying "¡Inuevo! ¡Triste! ¡Lo madre!" The United States is panicking, because Mexico is using the lava to burn the United States' house. The United States is saying "Oh F-. My house."

Word

Willy b · 1 month ago

A meme featuring a laughing man with a mustache wearing a large Mexican sombrero with 'MEXICO' printed on it against a red and black sunburst background. The top text reads 'Mexican Word Of The Day: CHARCOAL' and the bottom text reads 'I don't swim in the ocean 'cuz a charcoal eat me!'

Community talk

Heroin Monkey

my adress is 308 negra arroya lane Albuquerque new mexico

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

DID YALL KNOW THE FIRST LETTERS OF CANANDA, UNITED STATES, AND MEXICO SMELL OUT ( C U M)

Anonymous

Random bullshit fact #1: The Cold War was a setup between the USA and Soviet Union government to draw attention away from the UFO crash incident in New Mexico and other Government alien involvement.