What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happened to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
What is black and white? Probably Mexican History
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
