What did the cholo say when the house fell on him? Get of me homes!!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic Attacks
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
What is black and white? Probably Mexican History
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story? - Juans upon a time
What do you call a Mexican's prison
The border
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
what do you call a burned mexican a fried torteya
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F- juan fifty
What to you called a Mexican who can’t find the bar ?
Barlos
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.