Mexican jokes
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
someone explain these options to me
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.