Mexican jokes
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.