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What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
Get off me homes.
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What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
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What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers
Theses are all racist 😂
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet - underlay underlay.
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco
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