Mexican jokes
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Aliens
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
I bOi jug go CMC?
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Kroll es heterosexual.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?