What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60 who's driving?
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
What is the Mexican police number 9 Juan Juan
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
what do you call a tamal thats in a bed
tamaleto
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What is a Mexicans favourite sport
Cross country
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
