Mexican

Mexican jokes

Sex

What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.

Bean

What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?

A green bean.

Memes

Mexican memes

Weed

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

Police

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

Magician

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

Gummy bear

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

MF

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

Racist

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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    • Blow job

    I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

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