How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What is a Mexicans favourite sport
Cross country
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country!!!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why can't Mexicans play uno
Because they can't get.a green card
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story? - Juans upon a time
Q:What do you call a mexican that lost his car? A:Carlos
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him? Get of me homes!!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic Attacks