Mexican jokes
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.