Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?

A green bean.

What's fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

What is the Mexican police number?

9 Juan Juan.

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?

Tamaleto.

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."