Mexican jokes
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.