Mexican jokes
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.