A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican not Mexicant."
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
What do you call a Mexican's prison
The border
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
"A Twix."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of hispanic attacks
What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving
A Cop
What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
