Mexican jokes
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.