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Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican not Mexicant."
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
"A Twix."
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving
A Cop
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
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Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
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How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
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A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
