Mexican

Mexican jokes

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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  • Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

    Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

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  • Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

    Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

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