How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
