Mexican jokes
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Society
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
I'm Gay.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.