Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Life is like a penis. It is short
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That鈥檚 as close as they can get to dye.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They鈥檙e both hanging in the closet.