Message jokes
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Your (DYM 36).
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Your (DYM 32).
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.