What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
