Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids menu.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
where does the keyboard go to dinner the space bar
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Pizza hut
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
"Welcome to mama mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last weeks lost is this weeks sauce."
5 people went to a store the ask for a menu”the waitress said”I will be right back.
