*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant? It was family friendly
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar... "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Have you heard of the restaurant karma There is no menu because you only get what you deserve
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
