Menu jokes
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."