Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
