Menu jokes

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spareribs!

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."