Mental Health jokes
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.