Mental Health

Mental Health jokes

Skin

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

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  • Depression

    What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

    MEd

    I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

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  • Maze

    What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

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  • Failure

    I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

    Teacher

    I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

    Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

    Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. πŸ˜­πŸ’€

    Christmas

    What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

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  • Attempt

    Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

    My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

    Discount

    What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

    Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • Self Harm

    I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.