Mental Health jokes
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
My depression is depressed.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
My mental health.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.