I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
