Mental Health jokes

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

Don’t cut yourself up about it.

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.

Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Hi... I'm depressed.

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"

*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.

There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.