Mental Health jokes

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Suicide is never the answer.

Suicide is the question.

The answer is yes.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?

To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, bleach.

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots.

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, it's bleach.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.