Mental Health jokes

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

I can hear the whole world booing me.

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"

A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"

The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.