What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
