When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Being sad is my only happiness.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
