Mental Health jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Being sad is my only happiness.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.