Mental Health jokes
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Depression :)
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."