Mental Health jokes
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?