An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My depression is depressed.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Wanna come hang out with me?
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
