Mental Health

Mental Health jokes

Life

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Kid

What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!

Memes

Grass

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Emo

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Fnaf

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Emo

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

Suicide attempt

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

Kid

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?

The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.

Emo kid

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Sloth

What do sloths and depressed people have in common?

They both hang from the tree.

Antidepressant

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.