Mental Health jokes
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Like if depressed.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Memes
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My depression is depressed.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.