Mental Health jokes

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Why did you go depressed?

Because you’re you.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.

my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.

So I stabbed him. Now we wait.