Mental Health jokes
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?