Mental Health jokes
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.