Mental Health jokes

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Insomnia.

You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

My depression: hey, what's up!

Me: go away.

My depression: well how rude.

Me: 🙄.

My depression: remember that one time......

Me: no, don't even.

My depression: that we.....

Me: nope.

My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

Me: 😳😶😟.

My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

My depression is depressed.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Hi... I'm depressed.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

What does my head and hell have in common?

They both have demons in them.