Mental Health jokes

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.

I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.