Mental Health jokes

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

What do you call a group of emo kids?

The suicide squad.

Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.