Mental Health jokes

Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Suicide is never the answer.

Suicide is the question.

The answer is yes.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.

Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.