Mental Health jokes

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.