Mental Health jokes

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.