Mental Health jokes

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.