Mental Health jokes

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."