Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
