Mental Health jokes
Bros got barcode arms.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.