Mental Health jokes

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."

Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."

Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."

Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

What do you call a depressed tree?

A wood cutter.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.