What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
