Mental Health jokes

What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Depression sucks, and so do you.

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.