Mental Health jokes
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3