Mental Health jokes
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
My anxiety has anxiety.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.