Mental Health jokes

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.