Mental Health jokes
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3