Mental Health jokes
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.