Mental Health jokes

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.

Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.

Bros got barcode arms.

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.

A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?

Use he/him pronouns on him.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.