Mental Health jokes
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.