Mental Health jokes

Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

What did the rope say to my depressed ass?

~ Hey, you wanna hang?

What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

It’s called Trycoxagain.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

Q: What makes depressed kids jump?

A: Bridges.

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?

The suicide squad.