Mental Health jokes

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

What did the rope say to my depressed ass?

~ Hey, you wanna hang?

What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Q: What makes depressed kids jump?

A: Bridges.

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?

The suicide squad.