Mental Health jokes

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

What did the rope say to my depressed ass?

~ Hey, you wanna hang?

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Q: What makes depressed kids jump?

A: Bridges.

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

It’s called Trycoxagain.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?

The suicide squad.

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

Suicide squad.