Mental Health jokes
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?