Mental Health jokes

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

What makes sad people jump? Bridges.

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"