Mental Health jokes
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.