Mental Health jokes

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.

What do you call an emo group?

Suicide squad.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.