Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Suicide

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

Train

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Self Harm

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

Self Harm

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

Friend

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Depression

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Emo

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

Life

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Emo

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

High-five

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

Depression

People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”

Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”

Math

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.