Mc

Mc Jokes

Worker

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Sayori

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Intelligence

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

Game

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

Priest

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

Ice Cube

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

Bill Cosby

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

Sis

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Mayo

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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