Mc jokes

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?

MC Shiver.

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Reel

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?

"U Can't Touch Kids."

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

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You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

What place can you always find suicidal cows at?

"McDonald's."