Motor jokes
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Community talk
The Stig is a character from the British motoring television show Top Gear. Created by former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and producer Andy Wilman, the character is a play on the anonymity of racing drivers' full-face helmets, with the running joke that nobody knows who or what is inside the Stig's racing suit.