Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Random person: minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life Me: well screw life maybe if i light a fire on myself i will go to minecraft (my excuse for suicide)
Maybe Leo actually ISN’T stupid... maybe she just has BAD LUCK with thinking
Wife:I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Dont worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
A.B.C.E.F.G .YOU SMELL LIKE A BABY MAYBE U SHOULD NOT BE HATIEY
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
Steven Hawkings Sesh Cave, Entry 50p, Guaranteed Budweiser and Ectasy. Maybe A Gram of Heroin, You'll most likely see a mental 90 year old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
I don't know why my boyfriends dad don't like me maybe because we had SEX
You call me ugly but maybe that is why we look alike.
Mom: Hey you! what are you doing?! Me: Nothing. why? Mom: your suppose to do your _______ Me that/every night: *sob* Friends: are you okay? Me: yea fine. Me in head: or maybe im not okay...
Keep Rolling you're eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there
me: hey have you seen my butt him: no have you seen where it is me: maybe here on your private part hehe him: dumps my head on the toilet, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW PERVERT
Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
When men watch footbqll but nkt the women version maybe there
um please do not swear there is no need could you maybe just find clean jokes.
