Maybe Jokes

As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall

Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea

teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could

Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

I had amnesia once...maybe twice.

You should go soul searching maybe you'll find one

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

To master puns you got to relish them first that's how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level

a man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion. maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes maybe ask their family