What type of bee cant make up his mind?
A maybe.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong...
You need mental help.
Son - Dad I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class Dad - Son that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
Your forehead is so large if I drew an H on it maybe Kobe could've landed
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression it'll leave me too-
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
