whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
What do squats eat? Numbers
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Calculate my dick, virgins
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol
What is the highest number?
420
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
